Valentine's Day

Valentine’s Day is this weekend, and like most single people, I’m trying to come up with plans for how to make the most productive use of my time while everyone else is stuck sitting through tediously romantic dinners, exhausting romantic walks, and unnecessarily passionate love making. As I’m not unfortunate enough to have my life fettered with such humdrum obligations, I’m going to have the quintessential single man’s Valentine’s Day. I’ll be going out in search of the most romantic restaurant filled with the most happy young couples, and I will be setting it on fire. It’s a sparse itinerary, but I think it will be a rewarding one all the same.

-TC