Transformers

Alright, I’ll admit that there’s a ten year old boy inside me, and no matter how much I may fight it, I still have an overwhelming impulse to see movies based on things from my childhood, like super hero films and the like. But at least I’ve reached the point where I can usually wait until they’ve come out on DVD so I can experience my shame in private. And I knew when I rented Transformers 2 from Netflix that I was making a terrible life choice, but I had no idea just how bad an idea this was. All I can say is that I’m less than 15 minutes in and there has already been a flatulent robot.

Michael Bay, if you’re reading, I’m embarrassed for both of us.

-TC