Spam

It would seem that today, someone pretending to be me accessed my e-mail account and sent out this mass message to everyone I’ve ever contacted inviting them to buy digital cameras from some website. My friends knew it wasn’t me, though. This isn’t due to the fact that I was inexplicably selling things or had the grammar of a bad Chinese robot, but because I suspiciously mentioned that I was experiencing “happiness.” My friends know me so well.

-TC