Office
My company moved our office today. While I would ordinarily prefer the task of cleaning a cage for incontinent ferrets to moving (a choice that I am rarely presented with in life), the process proved relatively painless. This was primarily due to the fact that my bosses chose to forgo an exhaustive search for office suites in the city, and instead just move within the same building from the fifth to the fourth floor. I can only assume that they wanted to enjoy all the fun of moving without suffering the indignity of van rental.
Whatever their reasoning, I can’t say that I feel good about this development. After all, when you walk up to an elevator and press the down button, it’s difficult to argue that you’re moving up in the world.
-TC