No More Porn...Or Other Work For That Matter

The good news is, my company is not being bought by a porn company. The deal fell through, and all the porn magically vanished from my desk one day. The bad news is, that puts my company back into dire financial straits. The good news is, my company is being bought by National Lampoon. The bad news is, they are shutting down my office. My last day of work will be next Wednesday. Suddenly, porn doesn’t seem so bad…

-TC